Press summons for immediate use by all whom it may order:
EHQUESTIONMARK /
W.S-S.K (WETSHAME) /
KUILDOOSH /
PPresent…
P-ORIGINS OF POMMERY
PEEL PIE UND RASHION GÂCHE
Arrty-facts Fromst ;
MATTHEW MORAN
DANIEL SPARKES
GRAHAM DEWS
BHATOPTICS
Frit-corps did the landing, but Girnlanders with-stooded, emancipation sixty ferr annums to thee very night, here heralded a new, end to arr pogromme. Tranmission report = nay-submission, with submerged mine foundrys, arr acculturation endures. We commmemorate that of Victors Huge oxymoronic pernishious discharge from patriarch to matriarch with a solemnized reseizure. Utilising rambunctive objéts pon the ramparts, plus putrid pabulum from the prestigious pantry of thee recondite - Thy motherland’s maneland Traddy Art Foundry, to the dirtying up of buildings as they saw fit; The Flagrent workings of grand plans of grand sons from the L’Abberation Front Font Fort… (she wispered longingly).
We welcome yee to ay privates view :
Friday 8th May, a.d. 2009 (1002 CE)
7pm while 9pm
CASTLE CORNET,
St Peter Port, Guernsey, Channel Islands, Pomme Lands.
Exhibit runs from 9th May - 8th August
Open daily 10am while 5pm
Entry to the Castle is £7.25 GBP (or pop in for a pound from 4pm while 5pm)
To coincide with thee Castle Cornet exhibit, ay sibling exhibit will be presented at The Centre Fold Gallery.
We welcome yee to ay privates view avec FREE BREWS :
Friday 15th May, a.d. 2009 (1002 CE)
6.30pm while 9pm
CENTRE FOLD GALLERY,
Trinity Square Centre, Trinity Square,
St Peter Port, Guernsey, GY1 1LX, Channel Islands, Pomme Lands.
Exhibit runs from 10th May - 19th June
Open / Monday to Friday - 5.30pm while late / Saturday - 10.30am while 6.30pm
Free entry
“Having used the last of my ration stamps I was forced to make my way across the island for some champion powdered egg. Two stout lines of said egg and I was A1 again. With a smooth action I put some careless talk on credit (instead of costing lives) and duly took my tea-stained hand to visit some show of sorts. “My god” I thought to myself in text-speak, whilst slowly detaching my tin leg, I have stumbled upon myself digging victory yet again, and what’s more it was over and above the channel of dreams. “It’s time to buy more bonds” I thought, gas mark 7 from these men.
“If you can remember the war, you weren’t really there” I said some years later to Rommel in my best call centre accent. We meandered through the mine yard, and onward to bloody victory”
Flight Commander Lieutennants Super Roddy “Zimby” Lewis-Humbershire. (Ret.)
“Relikte eines längst verlorenen albionistischen Totalitarismus, der eventuell auch nie existiert hat, hinter versiegelten Öffnungen zum Heranreifen hinterlassen, erhebt sich jetzt sein häßlicher Skalp. Auf unserer Atlantischen Mauer sitzend, besonders diese Kartoffelfresser dürfen nicht siegen”
Festungsoberwerkmeister Guido Von Waffenfarbe (Marschsteifel Zeitschrift)
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