Rost spend 10 hours yesterday walking the streets of his hometown St Peter Port, writing chalky messages for the morning commuters. It even made the Radio, download it here.
Here is the full list if anybody cares.
It’s good to chalk.
Chalk is made from the skeletons of ancient sea creatures.
Do you enjoy your job?
Why bother going!
10% of your electricity bill is from leaving your TV on stand-by.
I love you more than you can imagine, and you don’t even know!
Two things in the world are certain. 1) You were born 2) You will die
I wonder how often blind people stand in the dog shit of their own guide dogs?
Have you ever seen a man in skis try and climb a ladder?
I’ve got the photos that say you loved me!
Banks make 80% of your daily choices!
The State of Guernsey!
I’m a bit socially inept.
You’re always on my mind.
Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.
It takes more than a good memory to have good memories.
The cracks in the pavement are just reminders that we all fall apart sometimes.
I want you tangled in the same sheets.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Would you miss me if I left all this behind.
In the dark I can still see you.
I made a wish for you.
I never knew love could be this strong.
Every creative man needs a muse.
I have a lot to express and chalk is the cheapest medium.
Once bitten forever smitten.
My halo has a hole in it and doesn’t keep me dry.
Everything will be ok in the end, if it’s not OK, it’s not the end.
Homophobia is gay!
Why does it always rain on me?
You can do it.
Tell them you love them.
Some things take time.
We could walk in fields of love.
I wish someone would do something like this for me.
A smile will bring sunshine today.
I want to live forever with you.
I just want to be happy.
I don’t care much for money.
Happy good, anger bad, that’s my philosophy.
My family don’t know me.
My mum doesn’t know anything about me.
You are just a speck of chalk dust in the bigger picture.
I’ve only been in love twice and they both broke my heart.
I’m cold and dead inside.
I miss my grandmother.
I’m just floating through life.
I have no direction.
Sometimes I cry all day.
Just one more chance.
I’m not great at goodbyes.
Robots have feelings too.
This is my gift to you.
This is my secret.
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
I have an incurable disease.
I waited for you.
I’d put everything on the line for you.
Even though I seem confident, I am very shy.
I’m not giving up yet.
If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you.
I’m not brave enough to take the risks that will make me truly happy.
Send someone you love a letter.
I wish my phone would ring more often.
My dreams seem so far away.
I want to do more than just exist.
Nobody is perfect and everybody is selfish.
Some people are gay, get over it.
It makes me sad to think about how much I miss you.
I wouldn’t hesitate to marry you.
I can’t sleep at night.
I am seriously over qualified for my job.
My job is boring and monotonous but it means I can daydream my life away.
I used to dream of more than this.
My dreams are slowly slipping away.
I’ve become everything I feared I would be.
I lie awake at night and dream about how perfect it could have been.
You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.
Feelings should take precedence over thoughts.
Cherish the love.
Cherish every day.
Live each day like it’s your last.
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
Some of the biggest mistakes I’ve made have been haircuts.
Do you dream of the perfect life?
We are not so gullible.
We all have good intentions.
This is make or break.
A change will do you good.
Do you want to see your name in lights?
What you lookin’ at?
Is there something wrong?
My Father and Mother keep fighting!
I’ve never had a penny to my name, so I changed my name.
Nothing happened at the turn of the millennium.
Fat kids, sponsored by McDonalds.
The bank steals my money everyday!
You are dependent on me.
The urge to communicate and discuss is paramount.
Are you too old to look cool?
Don’t dwell on this.
Is god really going to show up?
You’ll never make it in this town.
Can someone come and bail me out of prison?
You are caught on CCTV 300 times a day!
They’re only Americans, they can’t help it!
Does God know what your doing with your time?
This is politics!
Tell 5 people about this!
Who cuts old peoples toenails?
This is entertainment!
Recycle.
Did you leave the iron on?
Don’t look behind you, but I think someone is following you.
People come and go!
Do you realize we are floating in space?
Happiness makes you cry.
Life goes fast.
You can do anything if you put your mind to it.
This is where I fell in love.
Long has paled that sunny sky.
When it rains all this will be gone.
We haven’t got time to waste.
How does this make you feel?
Tell someone you love them.
I’ve been waiting for you for so long.
You could walk down this road forever!
Another day, another dollar!
Good kids make bad grown-ups!
Crying won’t help you.
Will you marry me?
I know there is an answer!
I’d like you to notice me.
Something’s got to give.
You never give me your money.
I want to be loved by you.
Welcome to the cruel world.
This is the end of the world.
It’s a triumph of the heart.
Smile.
Have love will travel.
They’ve got a file on you.
You are being watched by CCTV.
You turn the screws.
Like it or leave it.
This is the world outside my door.
What goes around comes around.
Dance when you get home.
The heart knows better.
How about telling a story.
Some people ride the wave.
This seemed like the thing to do.
Death is nothing to fear.
Put your best foot forward.
A glimpse of the good life.
Everybody understands, everybody cares.
All we have is now!
This is a word of advice!
Words can be very powerful.
What are we waiting for?
Who’s going to take the weight?
What are we looking for?
You can’t escape the computer!
I want answers!
We have seen better days.
Of 30,000 people employed in this island nearly 1/3 work infinance.
The revolution will be televised.
Why leave your house when you’ve got the Internet?
We have all the answers.
In 2004 there were 3092 reported criminal offences in Guernsey.
Do you watch more than 2 hours of TV a day?
Idiot!
100 years ago half the amount of people lived here.
When was the last time you rode a bike?
Start a car pool!
There could be a beautiful painting on this wall.
4,000 cars travel along this road (les banques) everyday between 7 – 9am.
You are breathing in all their fumes.
Guernsey’s population has risen by 16% over the last 30 years.
I can’t afford to live on this island, can you?
Do you know where your kids are?
254 Bicycles were stolen in 2004.
1/3 of residents feel unsafe in town after dark.
Never trust a politician.
I can’t take it anymore.
How many more years?
We know your secrets.
I’m bored.
This is an unexplained phenomenon.
We’ve got nothing better to do.
I’m free until they come to arrest me.
I owe you everything.
Can you feel it?
What more can I say?
You can’t always get what you want.
A smile from the streets you hold : )
I’m on the never-ending search for…
If you only knew!
You are not your job.
Do you hear my advice or just see my vandalism?
Old age is always 15 years older than you are.
Learning is much more than education.
The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless.
I wish I could see you everyday.
While you sleep, we come out to play.
I’ve said all I need to say.
Just a thought.
Welcome to the eve of destruction.
I don’t want what you’re selling.
Don’t believe the hype.
The more I get the more I want.
Hooray for humans!
Time is the enemy.
You are more important than your job.
You are more important than the government.
Love can destroy everything.
Does she really love you?
Be more adventurous.
Are you a time waster?
There is more trouble in the world than this.
Fantasies are nice.
Crack is wack.
Welcome to my world.
Someone like you could make a difference.
I don’t know what this is; do you?
Climb more trees.
All the love in the universe can’t save us now.
Reality cheque £££.
The sun is burning your skin.
The kids don’t care.
Listen to the kids.
Welcome to hell.
You are just a pawn in the game.
Don’t be afraid of the dark.
Should I stay or should I go.
Tourism has dropped over the last ten years.
The main source of atmospheric pollution in Guernsey is attributed to motor vehicle emissions.
My Nintendo high score dreams fade to black.
Don’t worry about the government.
Nice shoes!
I look forward to the weekend.
Is that a toupee you’re wearing?
Together as a system we are unbeatable.
Hold that thought.
Yes I’m lonely.
This land is your land.
The person you love is 72.8% water.
There are 1.018,000,000 Internet users in the world.
America has more privately owned guns than mobile phones.
65% of Americans are over weight; do you want to be like them?
Guernsey is the sixth richest territory in the world.
It’s great to be me.
You‘re only old if you want to be old.
Plant more trees.
Do you ever feel like a robot?
Do you ever feel like you are stuck in traffic?
I’d like a room with a view but I can’t afford it.
Never odd or even.
The reason it is so warm today is because you burnt a hole in the ozone.
Let’s build a forest.
Kids should be seen and heard!
Stop watching your feet when you walk.
Say thank you.
Walk like an Egyptian!
Do you respect the ground you stand on.
Reach for the stars.
Have a nice day.
I spy with my little eye…
Do it.
Open your eyes.
Don’t spoil my fun.
Does sexual equality make life dull?
Can laws make much difference to how people feel?
Together we stand.
Whose side are you on?
Do you care what we think?
My opinion of you is important.
Your opinion of me is important.
Age is irrelevant.
The Advisory and Finance Committee don’t care about you.
Go to the library.
Myspace ruined my life!
Facebook ruined my life!
Why don’t you stand up for what you believe in?
I can’t afford to go to university.
Are you lost?
You call this a democracy?
You won’t find what you are looking for here!
I want answers too.
Dirty chalk.
It is useless to send armies against ideas.
I kissed a boy once, girls would be crazy not to.
To fight the power you need the power to fight.
Open a door for someone today.
Learn first aid!
The love of money is the root of all evil.
A lack of money is the root of all evil.
Every love story I’ve ever known has ended tragically.
A loser sees a problem in every answer.
A winner sees an answer in every problem.
Listen to more music.
Nature never breaks her own laws.
Bananas are good for cleansing your bowel.
Bollatics!
Apples are great for relieving constipation.
Ultimately, all systems fail.
Are your thoughts worse than you are?
This could be utopia.
There are no winners in war.
Power concedes nothing without demand.
Proper words in proper places can be very effective.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.
You will consume 43 million galloons of water during your life.
The amount of energy used by one American is equivalent of that used by 531 Ethiopians.
Tell your kids about when you were young.
Some rules do not have to be obeyed!
If something needs doing, then do something about it.
The human brain tries it’s hardest to simplify life by setting up routine patterns.
Does this system really work?
Do you remember your first kiss?
Buy from small businesses not large corporations.
We are usually too ready to accept the first solution as good enough.
Why shouldn’t language be living and changing all the time?
Our intentions are good.
Why? How? When?
Why are we doing this at all?
Anything can happen in politics.
What are we really trying to do here?
We should re-think everything.
Does changing your mindset seem unthinkable?
Buy energy saving light bulbs?
A large percentage of this island doesn’t know how it works!
Polar bears can swim 100 miles.
I care because you do.
Build a forest.
Challenge everything.
Would you like less stress and anxiety in your life?
Is there any hope for this place?
The education system on this island is failing its students.
Big Brother is watching you.
Eat more carrots.
Sleep more.
If you do not fit into any of the simple boxes you will be unfairly forced into one.
To be effective, communication must be simple and clear.
Prejudices cause immense trouble in society.
Politics is never about right decisions.
Do you have a fear of boredom?
This is an act of protest.
Walt Disney was a Nazi.
Don’t take things on face value.
A McDonalds burger comes from over 100 different cows.
This is a non-corporate activity.
Buy recycled paper.
Is this activism?
Your trainers are made by little kids in sweatshops...and so are mine.
Are you cool?
Don’t be part of the corporate cool machine.
Health and safety laws are ruining our society.
Take the bus.
In 1998 Americans rented or bought 686 million sex tapes.
Read 1984 by George Orwell.
Environmental issues should be a lesson in school.
I want to be your token revolutionary.
Make me an icon.
Shop in charity shops.
Recycle your old clothes.
Shoes don’t bring happiness.
Act like a Womble.
Good things are coming to you.
Go skinny dipping, you’ll thank me for it.
Forget your ego.
Dance more.
Smile more.
You’ve got freedom two days a week.
You are brainwashed.
Think!
Where are you going?
Your body is the most important instrument you’ll ever have.
Love yourself.
You’re listening but are you hearing?
I’m amazed a baby can fit through that!
Travel to far away places.
Your children have short attention spans because they watch too much television.
When a computer learns your job what are you going to do?
The internet helps us communicate, but when was the last time you really talked to someone?
Welcome to the global village.
The stars are so big and the earth is so small.
You call this progress?
We are going backwards every day.
Something is happening, but you don’t know what it is?
The smell of revolution is in the air!
It’ll be fun when all the oil runs out.
I love the alphabet.
Soon we’ll all be history.
Your child is a television child.
Play with your kids more!
When you consider television’s awesome power to educate, aren’t you thankful it doesn’t?
You can get away with it.
I don’t want your media war.
This is propaganda.
You are just a spoke in a wheel.
…and who are you?
Define your role in this society.
The Medium is the Massage
Why feel blue?
Play more.
Carry a notebook.
Write more.
We stole rocks from the moon and bought them to earth.
I’ve found the link between apes and civilised men – it’s us.
The internet can bring positive social change, but all we do is look at porn.
Make things.
Beware of artists, they mix with all classes of society.
An art education is a good education.
Humour is the enemy of authority.
Less is more.
This is a brilliant idea!
Once you have a baby you can’t put it back.
You are not on this planet long.
We invented this in the pub.
The mind is like an umbrella – It functions best when open.
They know your secrets.
Thinking is drawing in your head.
If you don’t know where you are going all roads lead there.
Be a good role model for your kids.
Use your imagination more.
Do not assume – look!
We are a waste nation.
Who are you going to believe, me or your eyes?
Achieve more with less.
Grow your own food.
Drink more water.
Buy local produce.
This is bad architecture.
Fight the fighters not their wars.
When its time to leave walk away quietly.
Go back to bed.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a crate. Coincidence?
Reject false idols.
I don’t want your brandalism.
television is stealing your children.
A floor is a powerful weapon.
This is a pathetic cry for help.
We all have to live in this space together.
The air-conditioning in your office is making you ill.
In 100 years time no one will know who you are.
If I want to write on the pavement then I will.
This is not wrong.
We are bombarded by information all day, only this is from a real person.
Listen to the kids!
I can’t believe I paid for this building.
It’s us against them, it always has been.
The world won’t listen, will you?
Boredom!
Not all vandalism comes out of boredom.
What do you want? A war?
The sky is the limit.
I could have been somebody, only I couldn’t be bothered.
You can get chalk from Vale Castle beach.
We are so ill we are sucking the life out of our life support.
Donate your organs.
You won’t need your organs when you are dead.
Your death could save 10 people.
Death comes to those who wait for it.
I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me.
If you want an audience, start a fight.
Leave the house before you find something to stay in for.
It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Make something that means something.
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You’re one to chalk.
We are not the centre of the universe.
The world does not revolve around you.
2010 might work for you, but it doesn’t work for me.
The corporations that rule you will not be taxed.
I have no money.
The bank gave me a credit card and now I owe them my life.
Recycle your plastic bags.
Be conscious of everything.
Stop playing on your Xbox and do some exercise.
In the last 24 hours over 200 thousand acres of rain forest have been destroyed.
In the last 24 hours over 130 plant or animal species have been driven to extinction by humans.
The last time there was such a rapid lose of species was when the dinosaurs vanished.
Patronisation is just a defence mechanism for ignorance.
You are fully capable of making a difference.
Most companies have one goal: make as much money as possible no matter what the consequences.
Phone this number to complain…. Environment Department 717200
I threw it all away.
You’re all chalk.
We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps.
You know that I'd do anything for you...
Love is blind.
Cherish all your happy moments.
Human beings can change.
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Do the right thing.
Be thankful for the love you receive.
If you don't program yourself, life will program you!
Life is hard!
Your world can change in an instant.
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.
You are what you think.
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Well done is better than well said.
If you put fences around people, you get sheep.
The more we share, the more we have.
Time is more valuable than money.
Two hearts beat as one.
I miss the softness of your kiss.
Love is friendship set on fire.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
The hottest love has the coldest end.
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
An open ear is the only believable sign of an open heart.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Our memories are our most priceless possessions.
Don't hold something in your arms that you could never hold in your heart.
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
Keep moving forward.
I’d love just once to see you.
I don’t want to get over you.
Everyday I die a little more.
My Nintendo high score dreams fade to black.
I may look like a grown up but I don’t feel like one.
I gave her the ring, and she gave me the finger.
I wanted you to leave until you left me.
We used to kiss on the lips, but it's all over now.
When she smiled, I felt whole.
Open a door for someone.
Be creative. Use unconventional thinking.
Kindness is synonymous with happiness.
Open your heart to others.
It's a hard knock life.
Give it everything.
Love is a temporary madness.
Last night a DJ saved my life.
I love her and that's the beginning of everything.
I’ll take you anywhere you want.
I lost the keys to your heart.
To have and to hold.
It hurts too much not to be love
I’ve got your back.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This makes me happy.
I’m lonely.
Sometimes I just want to give up.
You are beautiful.
Your hair looks nice this morning.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I’m here for you.
Forever begins when you say yes.
I’d like to take you out for dinner sometime.
I had a nice dream about you.
I want to make the world a better place.
Cursive writing doesn’t mean what I think it does.
All work and no play….
I will not waste chalk.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts.
Remember the compliments you receive.
Keep your old love letters.
Enjoy your body.
Dance!
You’re not as stoopid as you look.
I want to stare into your eyes forever.
I love it when you hold me.
I whispered I love you and you mumbled.
Respect your elders.
Live bravely.
Does my bum look big in this?
Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
Someone had sex on that bench.
Half full or half empty?
I want to wake up next to you.
I miss your smell.
I love you more everyday.
Stay up until sunrise.
Love is just an electrical charge.
Don’t think too much.
Happiness comes from within.
Where are you going?
Your dreams will free you.
Buy local.
I can't afford this house.
Home sweet home.
It's all about me.
I wanted to be brilliant.
This is me failing in life.
This is the word on the street.
Did you brush your teeth?
Make love not war.
Heaven must be missing an angel.
Never forget how much I love you.
This is free speech.
Wow what a view.
I like to sit here and think sometimes.
Does this inspire you.
All you need is love.
I'm doing this just for you.
There is no beauty here.
Smile like you mean it.
An ant will never cross a chalk line.
Get out your car and walk.
Everybody dies; but no one really lives.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windscreen.
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
I'll be back!
There’s no place like home.
Here’s looking at you, kid.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Wax on, wax off.
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
We never really grow up.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Wet paint.
Dry paint.
The voices in my head told me to do this.
Never hit a man with glasses, use a baseball bat.
Some people hear voices…Some see invisible people…Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship, never.
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. (Victor Hugo)
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
Love like you've never been hurt.
The harder I work the more I live.
Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
Nothing will work unless you do.
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
I hate my alarm clock.
The Holy Grail is to live life without an alarm clock.
Love and work... work and love, that's all there is.
Life is quick.
I work to stay alive.
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work.
I am doomed to an eternity of loneliness.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself.
Believe it or not, I can actually draw.
I'm a messenger.
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
Read a book.
Never judge a book by its movie.
There are lessons to be learned.
Emptiness still leaves a space.
Just make a wish and everything comes true.
This message is for you.
Nothing hurts like seeing you hurt like me.
Your face after love, half asleep beside me.
Only you can make me happy.
If you walk away, I’ll walk away.
I found a liquid cure for my love sick blues.
A good woman will pick you apart.
This is the first day of my life.
I think I was blind before I met you.
Everything changed.
I would go anywhere with you.
When I get so lonesome I can’t speak.
Are you lonesome tonight?
She stole my heart but now we’re apart.
I will let my pen bleed black or blue.
I loved you more than anyone since or before.
I’ll be your raincoat.
This is my story.
Phone a friend.
I’m only here so you’re not alone.
Love is the drug I need to score.
I hope you don’t find a new boy to spoon, I wish that I could see you soon.
It’s thoughts like this that get me into trouble.
The drugs don’t work.
All we have is now.
It’s hard to make the good things last.
I do the same thing every day.
One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it was worth watching.
I am ready to meet my maker. I can’t speak for him though.
If I can’t be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
It looked like love.
I feel like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself.
I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I’m not.
See you in hell!
Freedom is not worth having if you are forced to go to work everyday.
You are as free as you want to be.
You’re not going out dressed like that are you?
Call in sick today and go to the beach.
The quickest way to end a war is lose it.
Four legs good, two legs bad.
Listen to more music.
Twang a ruler.
I love walking in the rain, because no one knows I’m crying.
Who cares about the clouds when we are together?
When you shine you brighten up my day.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
She loves me, she loves me not.
This is a message of love.
Nothing is forever.
Give peace a chance.
The futures uncertain and the end is always near.
One day soon this will all be underwater.
How does this make you feel?
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Goodbye cruel world.
The end is nigh.
I drink to forget.
The beat that my heart skipped.
Today was a good day.
Ain’t got time to waste.
Ode to the modern man.
We’re not supposed to be lovers.
Take me to your leader.
I’m crazy for you.
I put a spell on you.
Don’t let me be misunderstood.
When the sun goes down we come out and play.
This is all your fault.
Lean on me.
What are you looking for?
I’m looking for answers.
Money is not the only answer.
Love is the only answer to the problem of human existence.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Here’s to love: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
Question everything.
Yeah Pythagoras rules!
So, do you come here often?
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You are not alone.
I caught you a delicious Bass.
Vote for Pedro.
Mindless vandalism.
This building is true vandalism.
Tell me what you like.
Love me until my heart stops.
I fought the law and the law one.
I do this because I can’t afford a TV.
What are you looking at?
Time is precious.
The worst mistake you can make is being too afraid to make one.
Be gentle with my heart.
I’m lost without you.
Je t’aime
I’m not mad, I just care.
My baby just cares for me.
You are hotter than the fourth of July.
I forgot how to kiss.
Everything will be ok.
Don’t worry, be happy.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols.
Some people are nice.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into a girls pants.
Remember the 4 elements.
This is more fun than watching Big Brother.
I’m not selling you anything.
Walk on the beach under a moonlit sky.
I wrote ‘I love you’ on the bathroom mirror.
Turn off your TV and read a book.
The sun shines on the righteous.
All I care about is being with you forever.
I feel safe when I’m with you.
The things I do for love will kill me.
If you leave me, can I come too?
Suicide is my only friend.
If I spend any more time on my own I’m going to go mad.
Run from fear, fun from rear.
John Gollop is omnipresent.
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
Listen to your heart.
You think you’ve got problems?
My education cost me £20,000 and I’m still an idiot.
When I close my eyes I see you.
The global warming debate is over.
We are all going to die.
Science is god. Good.
Jesus saves! Moses invests...
Plans and schemes, thoughts and dreams.
Your sweet voice eases my pain.
You sweet voice breaks my heart.
Why stop dreaming when you wake up.
I want to grow old with you.
To me, you are perfect.
I can’t keep my eyes off you.
What did I think about all the time before I met you.
Run away with me.
It’s nice to see you smile again.
Army of one.
Sorry about any spelling mistakes, my edukation failled me.
Need the ones you love, love the ones you need.
There’s more to life than this.
The future starts tomorrow.
Love your body the way it is.
Why bother?
Legal highs and cherry pies.
You gotta fight for your right to party.
Make a mix tape for the one you love.
I take my pills and keep quiet.
Find something else to do.
Fly away with me.
We were made for each other.
Where would I be without you.
I’ve tried to warn you, but you won’t listen.
Stay with me always.
You are my sunshine.
This is everybody’s story.
I went to art school and this is all I’ve got to show for it.
A challenge is never an attack.
Save what you can for yourself, save the earth for your children.
Everything is connected.
The golden age of neglect.
I’m waiting for the earth to explode.
Public opinion, twice as evil as Hitler.
Mummy, where’s daddy?
I just want to be appreciated.
The circus is in town.
Which side are you on?
Everyone says we’re good together.
Acid, booze and ass, needles, guns and grass.
Happiness is the best facelift.
I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm.
My friends are gone and my hair is grey, I ache in places where I used to play.
I’d pull sunlight from the air if you had only asked.
There’s no place like home.
Some things are hard to forget.
My phone hasn’t rung for days now.
I have no faith in the human race.
I thought she was mine forever.
I wish I’d talked to my Gran more.
This is not an advert.
Keep it real.
Learn your history.
It’s been a while since we went wild.
Is this a crime?
Draw in the streets.
Copy us, it’s fun!
Life is full of little adventures.
I was a lover before this war.
I never tell my mum I love her.
I love my mum, but I never tell her.
I am a bad person.
I chucked away happiness in a moment of insanity.
Wear your heart courageously.
Wear your heat on your sleeve.
I lost my courage.
I hate everybody except you.
Too cool for skool.
She’s out of my league.
I wish I could slow down.
Why don’t you care?
To me, you are more beautiful then any flower.
Wherever you go, take me with you.
The lists of things I used to be is longer than the list of things I am.
I wish my brain had a map of where my heart should go.
I take more than the suggested dose.
We are like two birds of a feather that flock together.
The killer inside me just tried to kill me.
I wish you thought I was worth fighting for.
I don’t know how much is too much.
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?
The older I get, the more it hurts.
Life doesn’t get any easier.
Better out then in.
You’re so pretty it hurts.
One foot in the grave.
The essence of love is all we had.
Can I take you out for dinner sometime?
Let’s climb a mountain together.
I want to walk on a beach with you.
Sometimes I wish I were dead.
Can it get any worse than this?
I want to hear your story.
Some days I want to run far away.
There’s no light at the end of this tunnel.
I want to tell you my deepest secrets.
Did you leave because I never got you the chimp you wanted?
I’m not the person on my CV.
I know you’ll be the sun in somebody else’s sky soon, and that kills me.
I’ll be your umbrella.
I miss days like these.
Sometimes I pee in the shower.
You and I are like Velcro, let’s stick together.
Too little, too late.
I love us.
We all have our secrets.
I kept some promises just for you.
I feel like I need everyone more than they need me.
I had it all and I blew it.
Sometimes I cut myself.
I want you more than anything.
The longest journey begins with a single step.
I believe in you.
When it rains it pours.
You can do anything.
Where is your food coming from?
About 800 million people in the world are starving, about the same about of people are obese.
What can you do?
Use less power.
Insulate your loft.
Use energy saving light bulbs.
Think about where your money goes.
Do you care?
Phone this number to complain….717200
Walk more.
I saw you watching from the stairs, you're everyone that ever cared.
Do you remember the time...
Shiny happy people holding hands.
Now is the winter of our discotheque
I’d be as pleased as punch if you called me just once.
Back to square one.
With bated breath I wait.
Between the devil and the deep blue sea my love for you can’t hide.
Everything is ship shape and Bristol fashion.
I heard it through the grapevine.
Double thumbs up.
Please don’t be a flash in the pan, I want to cook with you forever.
Through think and thin I’ll be your friend.
An Englishman’s home is his castle.
A friend in need as a friend indeed.
A good man is hard to find.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Two peas in a pod.
All things must pass.
Back to the drawing board.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...and you girl are fine!
Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
I don’t want to blow my own trumpet...but I would if I could reach.
Chalk and Cheese are two of my favourite things.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
The darkest hour is just before dawn.
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Eat, drink and be merry.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
This is my 15 minutes of fame.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
High five!
It came like a bolt from the blue.
I’ll be your knight in shining armour amour
La Dolce Vita.
Life’s not all beer and skittles.
Live long and prosper.
May the Force be with you.
Man does not live on bread alone.
We live in interesting times.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
No rest for the wicked.
Let’s paint this town red.
Put your best foot forward.
Silence is golden...and so is gold.
Speak softly and carry a big stick (of chalk).
You’re the apple of my eye.
The writing is on the wall.
Let’s trip the light fantastic together.
You look as if you’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards.
Draw hopscotch grids on the pavements – with the text saying ‘go on you know you want to!’
You are a remarkable person.
Be gently with my heart.
The days are dark and filled with pain, how I long to kiss your lips again.
You took the blue from the sky when you said goodbye.
I fell in love whilst you fell out of love.
I am not a robot.
I still have the text message that proves you loved me. I can’t go a day without reading it.
You don’t need a map if you don’t know where you are going.
You and I will change the world someday.
I’d be late for work every morning just so I could lie next to you for a couple minutes longer.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
All this is ephemeral.
Walk faster it’s better for you.
Everyone you know someday will die.
When was the last time you looked at the stars?
You look pretty when you smile.
I can see up your skirt from here.
2,400 cars travel along this road (grange) everyday between 7 – 9am.
You are the sunshine in my soul.
I predict a riot.
Swim in the sea.
Stop watching TV and read a book.
Turn around and go home.
Skip work today, you’ll feel better for it.
What do you dream of at work?
93% of teenage girls say shopping is their favourite hobby.
Who was your first love?
We can start afresh if you want to?
I fought the law and the law won.
It doesn’t happen like this in the movies.
You have a twinkle in your eye.
Look up more often, the sky is beautiful.
The hardest thing to see is what is in front of your eyes.
Everyone I spoke to said this was a good idea.
You think you are watching Big Brother but Big Brother is watching you.
This text is temporary; this building is here indefinitely, tell me which is worse?
Imagine a world where people didn’t do things like this.
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Do what you love.
Aim high.
It’s a new day.
Will you dance with me?
Give more, take less.
To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
I just wanted to make you happy.
Whatcho’ chalking about Willis.
I spent the last of my money on chalk.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
Hold on to the precious few who understand you.
Everyone needs a hug sometimes.
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Schwing!
Please call me sometime, I miss your voice.
Au revoir
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
You be the pegs and I’ll be the line and we can hang out and we’ll be just fine.
I want to make your toes curl again.
I'm feeling better everyday.
I bet that you look good on the dance floor.
Chalk is cheaper than therapy.
J'ai Dormi Sous L'eau.
I hope you always find a reason to smile.
I sent her flowers, she wanted chocolates.
Chase the things that make you happy.
8 Billion people and I only want you.
I hate myself for giving you high expectations.
Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
My grip on life is rather loose.
My best friend died in a motorcycle crash.
I’m going to be an uncle and this is the only thing that keeps me alive.
I need you as a friend right now.
You’re so wonderfully pretty, you know that I’d do anything for you.
You are wise beyond your years.
It sunned, it rained and it sunned again.
Don’t forget me.
You say we are different and I believe it’s true, but you know how bad I’d like to be with you.
Dance, Dance, Dance.
I never knew I had so many tears to cry.
I can’t escape even though I try.
A longer sentence brings no more than the one I said before.
She spoke words that would melt in your hands.
Tell me what you need and I'll accommodate, but if too long goes by you just might be too late.
I stopped being fun and I don’t know why.
I’m sorry for everything.
I’m sorry for everything.
Actions speak louder than words.
A picture paints a 1000 words. (with a broken heart next to it)
Smile like a Cheshire cat.
Have a nice day.
When push comes to shove.
Take a walk on the wild side.
It’s not over until the fat lady sings.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Shiver me timbers.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

8 comments:
I watch people commuting to work everyday on this island, staring at the floor with their ipods on, completely shut off from the world around them. But with just a sentence on the pavement you've managed to break into their little worlds and make them forget the shit music on their ipod and actually think about something, deviating from their daily monotonous path.
I don't know if you were trying to provoke thought, vent emotions or just use up some surplus chalk, but i do know that you brightened up many peoples' day. Guernsey needs more people like you.
I totally agree. I saw him writing on Brock Road and am kicking myself for not speaking to him. There nees to be more people like you around to brighten up peoples day :)
You are better than her.
Nice work man.
Made me smile on my way to work this morning!
Thank you for doing that. Put a smile on my face this morning :)
I think you hit a chord with almost everyone on the Island.
They made me smile
That's quite a list! I wasn't on the island so I didn't see any of them but it's a great idea and sounds like it got across to people well.
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